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We have a pair of Darwin award winners...


rebbonk
Thread started by : rebbonk on May 19 2013 at 10:08:24 GMT
Latest comment by : rebbonk on May 19 2013 at 10:08:24 GMT





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Shame he lived really


rebbonk
Thread started by : rebbonk on May 18 2013 at 16:21:31 GMT
Latest comment by : JackSparrow on May 20 2013 at 01:02:13 GMT


The story amused me, the comment cracked me up


rebbonk
Thread started by : rebbonk on May 17 2013 at 10:44:20 GMT
Latest comment by : rebbonk on May 17 2013 at 10:44:20 GMT


Jesus H Christ! Why would anyone ever claim.....


rebbonk
Thread started by : rebbonk on May 16 2013 at 10:18:58 GMT
Latest comment by : JackSparrow on May 16 2013 at 12:53:19 GMT


Ferking Hell


rebbonk
Thread started by : rebbonk on May 15 2013 at 08:24:02 GMT
Latest comment by : JackSparrow on May 16 2013 at 12:56:51 GMT


STUPIDITY AWARD FINALISTS


Wazza
Thread started by : Wazza on May 14 2013 at 10:27:52 GMT
Latest comment by : rebbonk on May 14 2013 at 12:04:33 GMT


Nutters!


rebbonk
Thread started by : rebbonk on May 12 2013 at 09:11:19 GMT
Latest comment by : rebbonk on May 12 2013 at 09:11:19 GMT


Eel Shoved Up Man's Anus Eats Its Way Through His Intestines


Wazza
Thread started by : Wazza on May 11 2013 at 14:15:39 GMT
Latest comment by : rebbonk on May 11 2013 at 15:18:12 GMT



A 39-year-old man is recovering in China after intensive surgery to remove a live eel that chewed its way through his digestive tract after he inserted the creature into his anus.

The man checked into to a hospital in China's southeastern Guangdong province after reportedly getting the 20-inch eel stuck inside him following his attempts to recreate something he watched in a porno film.

According to The Sun, the man rushed himself to the hospital after the stunt went wrong, allegedly telling medics, "Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body."

According to the Huffington Post, the eel chewed its way through the man's colon, perforated his large intestine and became stuck in the body cavity. The medical team that treated the man reportedly said the eel, which weighed about one pound, was "simply trying to find its way out."

"This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth," they added.

The man had to endure all-night surgery to get the eel out of him and close the wounds. Police reportedly will interview him over alleged animal cruelty.

Oddly, this is not the first time a stunt like this had made the news. In 2012 a New Zealand man had to have an eel removed from his bottom, though how or why it was there was never disclosed.

In 2010 a man in China died from internal bleeding after his friends put an eel in his rectum as a joke after a night of heavy drinking.

http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1313/20130410/eel-shoved-up-mans-anus-eats-way-through-intestines-photos.htm
Woman who injected COOKING OIL into her own face


Wazza
Thread started by : Wazza on May 8 2013 at 18:01:47 GMT
Latest comment by : JessOWAcko on May 11 2013 at 07:08:02 GMT


This one is a Darwin winner for sure!


rebbonk
Thread started by : rebbonk on May 4 2013 at 07:52:29 GMT
Latest comment by : JackSparrow on May 4 2013 at 10:37:30 GMT


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