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Shame he lived really
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The story amused me, the comment cracked me up
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Jesus H Christ! Why would anyone ever claim.....
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Ferking Hell
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FAMILIES enjoying a day out by the beach were horrified to see two men stroll brazenly past them carrying unexploded bombs.
The pair were photographed with two potentially deadly 120mm tank shells after finding them washed up in Dorset.
One shocked mother who took this picture of them on her mobile phone said: “I thought they were carrying rugs at first but as they walked past I saw they were enormous shells.
“I was with somebody who used to be in the Army and he said because their ends were intact, they were unexploded. I was really scared. As they walked past, my little girl was alongside them. They’re a pair of idiots.”
Another onlooker added: “What a couple of twits. If you see anything like this you should call the police, not cart it home.”
Yesterday the Ministry of Defence appealed for the two men to “urgently” contact the authorities so the bombs can be removed before they blow up.
The rusty shells were found washed up on Saturday at Warbarrow Bay, part of the 7,000-acre Lulworth Military Range used for tank firing practice.
An MoD spokesman said they would have probably been fired from a Chieftain tank or a Wombat anti-tank rifle used in the Seventies and Eighties.
“Signs warn the public of the dangers of venturing from pathways and removing shells,” he added. “Unfortunately there are instances where these warnings are ignored.
“It is extremely dangerous for the public to touch any military material they may find.”
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STUPIDITY AWARD FINALISTS
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Nutters!
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Eel Shoved Up Man's Anus Eats Its Way Through His Intestines
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A 39-year-old man is recovering in China after intensive surgery to remove a live eel that chewed its way through his digestive tract after he inserted the creature into his anus.
The man checked into to a hospital in China's southeastern Guangdong province after reportedly getting the 20-inch eel stuck inside him following his attempts to recreate something he watched in a porno film.
According to The Sun, the man rushed himself to the hospital after the stunt went wrong, allegedly telling medics, "Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body."
According to the Huffington Post, the eel chewed its way through the man's colon, perforated his large intestine and became stuck in the body cavity. The medical team that treated the man reportedly said the eel, which weighed about one pound, was "simply trying to find its way out."
"This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth," they added.
The man had to endure all-night surgery to get the eel out of him and close the wounds. Police reportedly will interview him over alleged animal cruelty.
Oddly, this is not the first time a stunt like this had made the news. In 2012 a New Zealand man had to have an eel removed from his bottom, though how or why it was there was never disclosed.
In 2010 a man in China died from internal bleeding after his friends put an eel in his rectum as a joke after a night of heavy drinking.
http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1313/20130410/eel-shoved-up-mans-anus-eats-way-through-intestines-photos.htm
Woman who injected COOKING OIL into her own face
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A plastic surgery addict injected cooking oil into her face when doctors refused to give her any more silicone.
Former model Hang Mioku has been left permanently disfigured following the DIY beauty treatment.
After injecting an entire bottle of black market silicone into her face, Hang resorted to using cooking oil that left her face severely swollen and scarred.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320679/Korean-woman-Hang-Mioku-injects-COOKING-OIL-face-refused-plastic-surgery.html?ICO=most_read_module
This one is a Darwin winner for sure!
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