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Ah well, whatever floats your boat
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:22:00 GMT |
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Chopped
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:22:42 GMT |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock,
Lil Bo Peep was suckin his cock.
As soon as he came she started weep...
cos she knew from the taste he'd been fucking her sheep.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:23:57 GMT |
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Prince Phillip and the Queen were dining in one of London's top restaurants.
The waiter comes over and asks what Phillip would like to order.
"I'll have two rare steaks my good fellow."
Waiter, "Does Sir mean two bloody steaks?"
Phillip, "Yes quite right old chap, two bloody steaks."
Queen, "And plenty of fucking chips!"
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:25:37 GMT |
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Says it all
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:26:13 GMT |
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Is there anything this guy can't do?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:26:59 GMT |
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Bit like necrophilia - dead boring
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:27:39 GMT |
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Silly bint
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:28:13 GMT |
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Decapitated? Bugger, no
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:30:51 GMT |
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They exist....
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:31:33 GMT |
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Oh fucking hell
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:32:14 GMT |
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Tits or wheels, you'll pay one way or the other
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:33:05 GMT |
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It's funny when my wife gives me the 'silent treatment'.
Because she thinks it's a punishment.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:33:42 GMT |
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I like to masturbate whilst staring in the mirror.
It seems to really unnerve the passengers in my taxi though.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:34:01 GMT |
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And these assholes make laws!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:34:45 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:35:17 GMT |
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Fuck me, a real danger wank
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:36:07 GMT |
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It's my birthday today and, as a special treat, my wife has said I can have anything I want tonight.
Her arse will be red raw tomorrow.
Curry for dinner.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:36:32 GMT |
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What's the big deal? "I'm eating the G-Spot tonight?"
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:37:37 GMT |
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When those sex toys are past their best....
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:38:27 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:38:51 GMT |
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But wash them first please |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:39:44 GMT |
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We all love a tight 'un
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:40:57 GMT |
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I went out for a vindaloo last night and my arse is really sore today.
I can't believe some of the things I do for a free curry.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:41:12 GMT |
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My girlfriend has just announced she's gay.
Woohoo! more anal for me.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:41:27 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:42:08 GMT |
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Bollocks! Sunday's gone, now I gotta wait a whole week
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:43:05 GMT |
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Not on the miserly portions you get round here you won't
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:44:03 GMT |
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They walk amongst us.... and the cunts vote!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:44:46 GMT |
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No dad, no.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:45:25 GMT |
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My wife was mortified when her PIP breast implant ruptured and began slowly leaking industrial grade silicone!
However, she's now had her nipples pierced and we've been able to seal around the bath, shower tray and hand basin!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:46:09 GMT |
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Perhaps they ought heed their own advice?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:47:03 GMT |
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Yet more great parenting. These fuckers should be sterilised and eradicated from the gene pool
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:48:08 GMT |
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Brave man. - Does he know the reliability factor of a Land Rover?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:49:09 GMT |
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Fuck me! Look what it's done to him, yet the tosser still goes back for more
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:50:29 GMT |
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Shocking!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:51:10 GMT |
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Blonde again! Sandra couldn't quite grasp the concept of farting on demand.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:52:26 GMT |
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I know plenty of fruit cakes...
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:54:16 GMT |
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Fight!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:55:10 GMT |
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Yes, and if you ask nicely we'll let you have a glass hammer and a can of tartan paint as well
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:56:32 GMT |
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Well, that's all for now.
Until next time, think on... Take a look around, if you can't see the mong, it's you! |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jan 30 2012 at 09:58:07 GMT |
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