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So, our fucking self serving useless twats of MPs want medals do they? Let them pick from this lot:-
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:13:24 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:13:49 GMT |
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I'd like to try most of the bastards for treason! |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:14:37 GMT |
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More trouble in toilet town
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:15:33 GMT |
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No mention of wiping your arse though!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:16:32 GMT |
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Oh dearie dearie dear.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:17:44 GMT |
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I said to this slag in a Boozer,"are you any good at making Watches?",
She said ,"i might be, why?",
I pointed to my crotch and said,"well put two hand's and a face on that".
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:18:04 GMT |
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Nuff said
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:18:38 GMT |
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Oh shit
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:19:24 GMT |
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Oh bugger
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:19:59 GMT |
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Must ask my nurse if these are available on prescription
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:20:46 GMT |
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I knew I'd find a use for this!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:21:33 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:22:05 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:22:28 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:22:55 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:23:17 GMT |
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Of course, they might just be thick muppets! |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:23:58 GMT |
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My girlfriend's best friend has been going around lying, saying we have had sex with each other, just so she can split us up.
Thing is, she's hot as fuck, so there is no way I am denying it.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:24:12 GMT |
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I was caught masturbating in a cemetery.
Apparently Davy Jones' family doesn't think it's funny to spank the Monkee.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:24:26 GMT |
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WTF?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:25:04 GMT |
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Careful who you pick a fight with!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:26:00 GMT |
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Is that really Hitler behind?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:26:41 GMT |
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Oh dear. She didn't find it funny, I creamed myself!
Love that picture of an "Angry Fanny" - Looks a right growler to me |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:28:14 GMT |
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Jeez! I like Beans but I don't go round telling people
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:29:37 GMT |
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Oh please, this just gets worse
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:30:14 GMT |
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I mean, come on; someones taking the piss here
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:31:08 GMT |
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Oh Christ he admits it?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:31:50 GMT |
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At least it's a fair description
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:32:35 GMT |
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Could be worse, he could have Short as his surname!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:33:27 GMT |
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Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men.
Porn has the same effect on men.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:33:47 GMT |
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My blind date was half an hour late and I was on my third pint.
Eventually, this big fat lass comes into the pub and waddles over.
"I'm so sorry I'm late" she says, then does a twirl. "I'm worth the wait though, aren't I?"
"Well you would be if you were made of gold."
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:34:10 GMT |
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According to the TV show 'Embarrassing Bodies', a coffee enema is an effective cure for constipation.
I can confirm this is true; however, I'm no longer welcome in Starbucks.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:34:26 GMT |
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Well, that's all for now.
Until next time, remember : Wanking is like speeding. Everyone does it and it's shit when you get caught. |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Mar 6 2012 at 08:35:39 GMT |
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