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Why do I always end up in-between?
Get a room faggots! |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:14:14 GMT |
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Revenge
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:15:08 GMT |
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What did they expect?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:16:05 GMT |
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I'd be wary if I were him
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:16:50 GMT |
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Yes, he definitely is on to something here
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:17:38 GMT |
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You couldn't make this up....
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:18:28 GMT |
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No words necessary!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:19:18 GMT |
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My mate just asked, "What's the best way to pick up a woman?"
I said, "Bend your knees and keep your back straight."
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:19:33 GMT |
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I've been pumping the iron a lot recently.
My wife's not too happy about her new nickname but the sex is great!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:19:51 GMT |
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I've just met my future wife.
To save money and time, I've already left her.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:20:25 GMT |
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My wife is leaving me because........
Who gives a fuck, the good news is she's leaving.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:20:41 GMT |
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"Whose knickers are these?" screamed my wife as she held them up in front of her face.
"stop it" I said, "You're giving me a wedgie."
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:21:03 GMT |
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Stay away kids!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:21:53 GMT |
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This don't look so good either
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:22:27 GMT |
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The missus hates Whiskey, I've got no chance! And no, I ain't going ginger just to try something different
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:24:11 GMT |
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I'm told his name is Wayne Kerr
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:24:57 GMT |
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This one gets away, but slaps him first - Bit like my love life really
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:25:54 GMT |
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This is why there is no road rage in the Lebanon
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:26:47 GMT |
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I asked a gay friend, “What's the best way of removing a condom?”
He said "fart"
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:27:05 GMT |
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"See those two girls at the bar?" I said to my wife. "One of them called you fat."
"what?!" she exclaimed
"I read her lips, then I saw her point, and they laughed."
"Right!" she said, standing up, "I'm not having that. Here, hold my pies."
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:27:40 GMT |
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My neighbour knocked on my door this morning holding what seemed to be a mangled cat dripping with blood.
"Look!" he said.
"Very nice" I replied.
He said, "This was your dog."
"Don't be silly" I replied, "My dog looks nothing like that."
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:28:06 GMT |
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"Have you noticed any change in your poo recently?" asked my doctor.
"As a matter of fact I have doc" I replied, "Only this morning I had a shit and found 27p amongst it."
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:28:25 GMT |
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My mate slipped a viagra into my coffee before I started work this morning.
I got some weird looks as I stood outside Asda collecting money for sick children.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:28:43 GMT |
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Never underestimate the power of momentum
Or of being a fat cunt! |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:29:46 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:30:13 GMT |
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Not the best of wording
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:30:54 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:31:21 GMT |
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The wife's parking caused a few problems yesterday
But by golly some of those firefighters look shifty.
The one on the left looks as if he's about to take a leak; and what are those two behind the barrier up to? |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:33:49 GMT |
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Interesting. Someone stole her chopper?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:34:54 GMT |
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I asked a fortune teller to read my future.
Suddenly, she went pale and sprinted from the room. So I grabbed the crystal ball, chased the bitch down and beat her to death.
I wonder what the fuck she saw in that thing.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:35:26 GMT |
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My girlfriend went on her mate's hen do last night.
There were strippers, huge amounts of alcohol and plenty of sex going on.
Now it's time to tidy this place up, she'll be home soon.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:35:42 GMT |
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Not much of a fucking castle is it?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:36:24 GMT |
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Not much on offer then?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:37:01 GMT |
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We'll, that's all for now...
But I'll tell you what, My cock is in mint condition... It's green.
Ciao |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
May 21 2012 at 08:38:32 GMT |
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