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This one's had plenty of practice
Nice zaps as well |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:29:12 GMT |
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Our German friends do worry me
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:29:56 GMT |
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As do these buggers
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:30:47 GMT |
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Fuck me, I mean...
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:31:21 GMT |
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Geez, little twerp
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:31:58 GMT |
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Oh yes, this was a surprise alright
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:33:03 GMT |
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But not as much as this one...
Yup, right up the old ring-piece |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:34:05 GMT |
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Definitely my kinda girl
Well she would be if she had bigger tits |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:35:11 GMT |
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My wife walked in on me shagging her sister
"What the fuck do you think you're doing??" She screamed
"It's anal, you should try it sometime"
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:35:33 GMT |
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"Fancy a fuck?"
Three words that can ensure you don't have anyone sitting next to you on the train.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:37:04 GMT |
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The wife and I went into town for dinner last night and on the way back the car broke down in the red light district.
The wife seemed amused at the six prostitutes circling the car until one of them said "Hi Stu! She's not from our patch, I hope the fat bitch isn't charging you over the odds?"
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:37:43 GMT |
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A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback.
On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch.
Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar.
"For fuck's sake!" the bloke cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's wanking himself off in the bar!"
"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep"
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:38:03 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:38:39 GMT |
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She's about to get wet, and for all the wrong reasons
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:39:32 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:40:02 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:40:27 GMT |
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WTF?
And I reckon there's a boner lurking |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:41:40 GMT |
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Bastards at Walmart!
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:42:17 GMT |
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Undercover brothel?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:42:52 GMT |
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I was getting up for a piss in the night when my wife woke up and said, "You can't walk round naked like that, what if the kids see you?"
"OK, I'll put some pants on." I said.
"I should think so. I don't want them knowing their dad's cock is so small."
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:43:08 GMT |
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They say, "You never really know what you've got until it's gone."
I can't wait to see how much I'll miss my wife.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:43:25 GMT |
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My wife has one of those awful skin conditions.
She's ugly.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:43:44 GMT |
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Sneaky little bastard
I'd smash her back doors in! |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:44:59 GMT |
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Butterfly, or......
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:45:40 GMT |
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I reckon you end up in the shit playing this
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:46:38 GMT |
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I've been on a fucking diet for a while now....
I'm married
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:47:03 GMT |
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Apparently women everywhere are reading '50 Shades of grey' and then jumping on their partners.
I'm making sure my wife doesn't get to read it, I don't want squashing.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:47:21 GMT |
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My and the wife split up yesterday. It was all because of her birthday present.
She specifically asked me to buy her something that she actually needs this year.
So I bought her a tin of Slim Fast
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:47:36 GMT |
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I went round the in laws today.
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news Mr & Mrs Wilson, we've lost the baby".
"What?", came the stunned reply. "We didn't even know she was pregnant. How far gone was she?".
"It was 9 months premature".
"But how is that even possible?!?!", came the puzzled reply.
"I came on her tits".
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:48:02 GMT |
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I couldn't believe it today when my wife backed into our driveway and knocked down part of the wall.
It could have been worse though, at least she wasn't driving at the time.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:48:20 GMT |
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Apparently, replacing all the books in the women's section with cook books is a very easy way to get fired as a librarian.
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:48:50 GMT |
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This really isn't a good idea
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:51:50 GMT |
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Trying to say something?
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:52:40 GMT |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:53:25 GMT |
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That's all for now folks. See you soon.
But remember, there's no job like a blow job! |
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| Miserable old f*cker (MOF) |
Jul 2 2012 at 04:55:00 GMT |
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